Our Upscale East Coast Liberal Arts College
Oh, I’m sorry, did you work hard to maintain a solid B+ average for four years of high school? Did you make sure you had a well-rounded curriculum and an appropriate mixture of after-school clubs and charitable organizations in order to maintain an attractive resume to get into a selective, expensive-but-not-too-expensive liberal arts college on the East coast? Did you get an English degree with a minor in Film Production? Did you come up with a hilarious idea for a tumblr in order to get a book deal?
No?
Because we did. Now can we please have a book deal?
2 years ago • Notes